Standard
$3.34 $9.55 65% off
Standard runs about 900 words and answers the question you asked.
- Written reading, plain words
- One real question
- Sent the same day
Tarot Brutally honest tarot reading
Every reader says they are honest. Then you get four paragraphs about how the cards see growth coming and nothing you can act on.
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- Re-cast or refund within 7 days
- Written reading to your email
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How the brutally honest tarot reading is done Compare the readings
Here is what honest means in this shop. If the cards say he is not coming back, I write that he is not coming back. Then I tell you what they show instead, because that part is usually the useful one and almost nobody sends it.
Ask me a real question. One is enough. I pull, I write it in the order it lands, including the parts that do not flatter and the parts I cannot place. I do not tidy a reading into a story.
If nothing comes through I tell you and refund you. That has happened. I would rather it happen than send you filler.
Which reading to pick
Two lengths, one honest answer.
Checkout opens right here with that option already selected. You give me the names there, pay by card or Klarna, and the receipt comes straight to your email.
In Depth
$6.07 $17.35 65% off
In Depth runs about 2000 words and goes into the people around it, not only the one at the center. Take this one if you have been carrying the situation for months and it has stopped being a single question.
- Written reading, plain words
- One real question
- Sent the same day
Secure checkout by Payhip, with the casting already selected. Card or Klarna, prices in USD. You give me the names at checkout and the receipt comes straight to your email.
Asked about the brutally honest tarot reading
What people want to know before they order.
What makes a tarot reading brutally honest?
I write what the cards show in the order they land, including the parts that do not flatter. If they say someone is not coming back, I write that. Then I write what they show instead, because that part is usually the useful one and almost nobody sends it.
What should I ask in a tarot reading?
One real question you would act on. Will they come back works. What is blocking my work works. What does my future hold does not, because the cards answer the question you ask and a vague question gets a vague answer. Include the names involved.
What if the cards do not give a clear answer?
I tell you, and I refund you. That has happened. I would rather send you nothing than four paragraphs of filler about growth.
What is the difference between Standard and In Depth?
Standard runs about 900 words and answers the question you asked. In Depth runs about 2000 words and reads the people around it too. Take In Depth if the situation has run for months and stopped being a single question.
The full method, with a simple version to cast yourself and how to read the candle: Brutally honest tarot reading: how to get a real answer.
How it burns
Just the name. Then I do the rest by hand.
- 01
Send me the name.
First names, yours and theirs. No birth date, no charts, no story.
- 02
I cast it by hand.
I dress and carve the candle, set your petition under it, and sit with it until it burns the way it needs to.
- 03
You get the photograph and the report.
I photograph the altar as it stands and write you what I did and what I read in the burn, in plain words, no theatre.
Questions about a brutally honest tarot reading
Which brutally honest tarot reading option should I pick?
Standard runs about 900 words and answers the question you asked. In Depth runs about 2000 words and goes into the people around it, not only the one at the center. Take this one if you have been carrying the situation for months and it has stopped being a single question.
What do you need from me for a brutally honest tarot reading?
One real question. The names involved if there are any, and what you actually want to know.
When will it be done?
Same day as standard. Same day rush moves you to the front of the queue.
What do I get back?
A photograph of your candle at the altar, a written report of what I did and what I felt move, and one affirmation to hold. It all comes to the email you use at checkout.
Where do I pay?
Right here. Each casting button opens a secure checkout on the page. You pay by card or Klarna in USD, you give me the names there, and the receipt comes straight to your email. Your card details never touch this site.
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